I just saw a hot homeless man
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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