I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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