girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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