we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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