Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I wish there were birth control emojis
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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