Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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