WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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