their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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