apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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