That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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