In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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