no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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