Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
