It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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