i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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