My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
