:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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