So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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