whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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