So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
you never un-have a 4some
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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