Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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