Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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