I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
What drink are we having for lunch?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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