it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
