I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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