what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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