Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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