white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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