No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
do nipples grow back?
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