I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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