You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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