Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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