Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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