just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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