i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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