I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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