she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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