Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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