mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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