So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
