Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i out mim tonsoeep
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