yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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