Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I have fence marks all over my body
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
