He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
My vagina is very pro this idea
soo... how was my night?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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