i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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