if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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