you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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