Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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