I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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