I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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